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It's no secret that Kratos is a top tier Father and the #1 Dad in Asguard and the Greek Pantheon! Those who are fans of Kratos and the God of War series will enjoy this parody Design. god gow war video game game kratos nerdy atreus obey parody boy boy!

Oppression is trash, but not the good kind. Show off your fight for justice and human rights with this, "Opossums Against Oppression" trash animal design!

No amount of Tums will quell the burning in my chest for you, my love! At least the warmth in my chest is a good one, unlike after I eat spicy chili.

This cute valentine design features the text "I Loaf You" with a catloaf illustration! Perfect for valentines day, valentine gifts, anniversary gifts, funny valentine, cat valentine, unique valentine gifts, and valentine puns to share with a loved one in your life!

Only A Fool Of A Took For You! This design is a perfect gift for a loved one that also loves Lord of The Rings, or perhaps Hobbits in general, a person you're so in love with, that sometimes, you may be a fool for them, a fool of a took no less.

This queen doesn't fear any Dungeons or Dragons. Why get kidnapped by winged serpants when you can TURN INTO one???

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Goblin mode is the embodiment of the idgaf attitude. embody one of the most goblin mode anime characters with this fiendishly cute rendition of your favorite demon. There's nothing more goblin mode than granting a feel for saving your fiendish life.

Bunny Ear cactus are argueably one of the cutest of the succulent family! they go great with some bear paw succulents. The best part is there's no need for carrots, just some sunshine and water!

Round, chubby, adorable... yet, dangerous! Don't let those cute little faces fool you. They have sharp teeth and flame breath! But if you befriend one, you'll have yourself a living portable lighter!

We are one with the universe; we are all connected to one another; we are all wired to one another.

A sailor walks into a bar, he goes over to the bar tend and tells a tall tale of a mermaid -- however this one is different he insists. "It had the head, body of a fish and the legs of a man!". Behold, the Reverse mermaid.

Are you the local village liberal in a red district? Are you the only one with encouraging, non hateful yard signs? Bring social justice to your neighborhood with this funny design!

Bah humbug! Krampus sure is a grumpy one right now, as he wasn't able to punish those pesky kids, poor guy. Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus grumpy design!

That is one beefy boi! You only get this kind of body by eating the FINEST of trash. Buff and Trashy is the life for me.

There's a lot of materials I could choose to be, but the one I chose was WAIFU material.

He's one shell of a guy, just don't let him bump into you; or you might come out short!

All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo.

I'm a juicy as a perfectly ripe peach, and thicc as one too. Delicious and soft, be proud of your body! Great for thicc, peachy pun lovers!

Defy the non-believers this holiday season with this cool Krampus shirt! Krampus is a beast-like creature from the folklore of Alpine countries thought to punish children during the Christmas season who had misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts. Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children in his sack and carry them away to his lair. Perfect for Christmas!

...Are you SURE you're not one of the bad guys? Mmm, okay, we believe you...for now... We'll just wait for a call from Jerry!

Stand with the CPS teacher's union in Chicago and show your support for your local teacher's union too! Rock this support your local teacher's union shirt and stand in solidarity with the teacher's everywhere!

Which daddy is the one you dream of? It's gotta be that beefy, hairy, hunk of ginger bear daddy Brian? Show your love for gay games, daddies, bears and gingers with this cute and flirty, dream daddy, parody shirt!

The scholars of Middle-earth toil over some inscribings, all they could discern was the words "Lore & Mordor" they were forever perplexed asking "what does it all mean?!". Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody mash up.

The truth is, no one knows what the cluck they're doing! So don't worry about finding your purpose in life, just vibe like this funny chicken.

I am full of pride but more importantly, it seems I am full of queer rage too! Rage against LGBTQIA+ discrimination and fight for equality for all of your queer family with this sassy, queer rage, lgbtqia + shirt design!

All DM's have one player like this - the bard who tries to seduce anything that breaths! Dragons, npc's, bosses, gelatinous cubes, you name it! For those seductive bards out there - this design is for you!

The one where they celebrate Thanksgiving with each other and not their family! Celebrate thanksgiving with your friends not family this year with this super cute "Happy Friendsgiving" shirt design!

You should hopefully be aware of this ancient, forbidden symbol. It's lined the edges of notebooks for during boring math classes for generations. One thing's for certain, though- Learning it at school is a rite of passage. Grab this ironic design and rep your love for that nostalgic symbol.

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!